God Bans TheExperiment from the Internet

[ The following e-mail was received on Saturday, 06.23.01, from “a group of individuals who have taken it upon themselves to govern the Internet”: ]

[ The following e-mail was received on Saturday, 06.23.01, from “a group of individuals who have taken it upon themselves to govern the Internet”: ]


Subject: Notification of Internet Violations

Dear Jason Soares,

It has recently been brought to our attention that you are, or have been, in violation of the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines. It
has been reported that you both distribute and view offensive materials over the Internet.

Net Authority has investigated these claims and verified that they are true.

As a result, your personal information has been added to one or more Net Authority Internet offender databases. Your information will be stored in the databases until enough evidence has been gathered against you to warrant further actions. To help avoid such a situation, it is strongly recommended that you cease your immoral actions on the Internet at once.

You have been added to the following databases:

– Hate Literature Offenders
– Pornography Offenders
– Child Pornography Offenders
– Bestiality Offenders
– Homosexual Pornography Offenders
– Interracial Pornography Offenders
– General Blasphemy Offenders

If you would like more information about Net Authority or the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines, you may read the details
at http://www.netauthority.org/ . It is imperative that you fully understand the guidelines if you wish to avoid further prosecution.

While the individual who reported your actions to us will remain anonymous, he or she wished to pass these words on to you:

“your filth cannot continue!”

May God be with you as you struggle to overcome these evil impulses. You will be in our prayers at night.

God speed,

Net Authority Investigations Department
investigations@netauthority.org
http://www.netauthority.org/

Author: Net Authority Investigations Department

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