FTAA: Call for Model Airplanes and Pilots

Gotta Model Airplane? Know howda fly them? Then consider joining the League of Radical Toy Airplane Pilots. We’re trying to link up pilots and airplanes to add a little free-wheelin’, death-defyin’, loop-de-loopin’ action during the Summit of the Americas in Quebec City this April 20.

Gotta Model Airplane? Know howda fly them? Then consider joining the League of Radical Toy Airplane Pilots. We’re trying to link up pilots and airplanes to add a little free-wheelin’, death-defyin’, loop-de-loopin’ action during the Summit of the Americas in Quebec City this April 20.

Imagine: A squadron of black model airplanes flies low over the earth-bound mob of protesters who are laying the summit under siege. Some planes have witty banners streaming behind them, others have mini-video cameras to entertain the folks at home.

When the planes reach the 3 meter fence, they perform tricks, much to the delight of the riot police. Finally, one by one, the planes peel away, and head towards the meeting site.

One is hit by a plastic bullet. Another falls victim to a patriot missile. "I’m burnin’ up red leader!" screams the pilot. One makes it half-way to the site, before running out of fuel, and crashing through the window of a local McDonald’s.

Meanwhile, at the meeting site, 34 idiots are posing
for the media, waving at cameras, shaking hands, and giving themselves the thumbs-up salute. "Where the fuck did those little planes come from!"

So if you know how to fly those things, or wanna
donate a model airplane to the revolution, then think of emailing wrench@dojo.tao.ca

Or, better yet, don’t contact us, Just Do It.

Author: wrench

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URL: http://tao.ca/~wrench/bloc/lrtap.html